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Iowa Caucus Day

3 Jan

“Real America” converges on Iowa caucuses today for one last attempt at forestalling the inevitable Mitt Romney nomination. I’ve lost track of which candidate has been the latest to pop-up in the game of “I’m not Romney” wack-a-mole. But I hope it’s Rick Perry, he of the hilarious “Strong” campaign ad, complete with Brokeback Mountain jacket and ersatz Aaron Copland-esque music. We’re here, we’re queer, and we designed everything you’re wearing and listening to!

UPDATE: It’s not Perry, who is “returning to Texas” to consider his “options”: It’s Rick Santorum, which is even richer fun, if you’ve ever googled his name.